``NON(!!!)-'SPOOKY'-ACTION(S)-at-(a)-NON(!!!)-Distance(S)'' AB INITIO/BY DEFINITION NON-``Mysterious'' AUTOMATIC(!!!)-but-NON(!!!)-(Artificial)-``ENTANGLEMENT(S'': Fourier(1822) VERSUS Einstein: WHY???: (k$=$1/r, w)-``Distance'' Does NOT(!!!) Exist!!!

``NON(!!!)-Spooky [BOT\^{H}(!!!) CLASSICAL AND Q\^{U}ANTUM] Action at (\`{a}) NON(!!!)-Dist\"{a}nce(s)'' AB INITIO/BY DEFINITION(!!!) AUTOMATIC(!!!)-``ENTANGLEMENT'' NON(!!!)-``Paradox'': Hubbard[``?orld Ac\^{c}ording to Wavelets''(94)]: Fourier(1822)/Lapla\c{c}e(1865)/Melli\~{n}(1883)/Brillouin (31)/... DU\"{A}L/ INVERSE/INTEGR\"{A}L-TR\"{A}NSFORM (DT) (k$=$1/r,w$=$1/t)-Space ``DISPERSION-R\'{E}LATIONS!!!(DR): ``B\^{O}SON-ICS!!!'' ``TRUMPS''/VS. ``SPOOKY [ONLY(!!!)-Q\^{U}ANTUM-``ENTANGLEMENT''] Action at (a) [ONLY(!!!) in (r,t)-Space] Distance(s)''(SAAD) ``PARADOX'': EINSTEIN/EPR/BELL/...: \underline {\textbf{\textit{WHY???}}} ``Quantum-(and Classical!!!): 1822 \textless \textless \textless (CENTURY-EARLIER PRE-QUANTUM/PRE-CEDENCE!!!) \textless \textless \textless Schrodinger(22)/Heisenberg(27)/...: ``NON(!!!)-`SPOOKY' Action(s) at (a) NON(!!!)-Distance(s)'' \underline {\textbf{\textit{AUTOMATIC\"{A}LLY!!!}}} : ``GOD \underline {\textbf{\textit{D O E S}}} `THROW DICE'!!!'': Fourier/... DT (k$=$1/r,w$=$1/t)-Space DR(!!!) with AUTOMATIC(!!!) Parseval/Heisenberg ``UN-Certainty-Principle''(s) ZIPF-law infra-red divergence power-la? decay algbr\"{a}icity HYBERBOLICITY INEVITABILITY(!!!) power-spectrum VS (E/...) SAAD???: mere modern necromancy-practitioners' trendy media-hype P.R. spin-doctoring ``SHOW-BIZ!!!'', NOT ``bourgeo\^{\i}s'', BUT(Brooklyn vernacular purposely-irreverent ``raspberry'') ``Bush-WAAA-AAAH!''(\"{a}ka ``B.S.!!!'')